While Burgundy may be the preferred Chardonnay of Shebnation, please know that things like this exist:
And that they are completely saturated with candied lemon rind, green apples and taught pear skin. In a way that is completely new and unexpected. Just what you might want. Your mouth might tingle a little.
Also, if you choose to do a manbun, please make it big. Like this. And wear aviators. Let’s relieve the world of these tiny buns. Thank you for your support.